💦 Affiliate & Ambassador Tiers
Size matters here. The bigger your influence, the harder we reward you—more perks, hotter recognition, and payouts that just keep getting thicker.

Boosted
15% Commission
- 12-Pack
- $50 Store Credit

Ambassador - Core
25% Commission
- 24-Pack Monthly
- Swag Kit
- $100 Reward
- Slack Creator Channel Access

Pro Ambassador
30% Commission
- 24-Pack Monthly
- Full Swag Kit
- $300 Reward
- Event Invites + VIP Slack Access

Ambassador Elite
35% Commission
- 24-Pack Monthly
- Full Swag Kit
- $500 Reward
- Event Access + Annual Retreat

Why Join?
Because marketing something this sexy is like selling candy to a baby. It’s so easy a monkey could do it.


It's Taboo
Taboo topics are trending. The algorithm loves what we’re doing, and people are craving real, bold, honest brands.


Rocketship
This is the ground floor. We’re a startup with rocket fuel and raw ambition.


We Like Crazy
We want the loud ones, the wild cards, the people crazy enough to want to build something explosive with us.
