Partner with us ;)

This isn’t your average referral gig. It’s a chance to talk about the stuff everyone’s already thinking about—and get paid for it. A smart, sexy side hustle with real rewards.

Turn Heads. Make Bank.

Rinse & Repeat.

Welcome to the official REDACTED Affiliate & Ambassador Program—where promoting pleasure pays off.

Whether you're the kind who stirs up group chats or sets timelines on fire, there’s a place for you here. Big or small, if your influence turns heads, we want you on our side.

💦 Affiliate & Ambassador Tiers

Size matters here. The bigger your influence, the harder we reward you—more perks, hotter recognition, and payouts that just keep getting thicker.

STARTER / First Date

10% Commission
Get your code. Share it. Let’s see what you’ve got.

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Boosted

15% Commission

  • 12-Pack
  • $50 Store Credit

Ambassador – Entry

20% Commission

  • 12-Pack Monthly
  • REDACTED T-Shirt
  • $50 Reward
  • Slack Creator Channel Access
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Ambassador - Core

25% Commission

  • 24-Pack Monthly
  • Swag Kit
  • $100 Reward
  • Slack Creator Channel Access

Pro Ambassador

30% Commission

  • 24-Pack Monthly
  • Full Swag Kit
  • $300 Reward
  • Event Invites + VIP Slack Access

Ambassador Elite

35% Commission

  • 24-Pack Monthly
  • Full Swag Kit
  • $500 Reward
  • Event Access + Annual Retreat

Why Join?

Because marketing something this sexy is like selling candy to a baby. It’s so easy a monkey could do it.

It's Taboo

Taboo topics are trending. The algorithm loves what we’re doing, and people are craving real, bold, honest brands.

Rocketship

This is the ground floor. We’re a startup with rocket fuel and raw ambition.

We Like Crazy

We want the loud ones, the wild cards, the people crazy enough to want to build something explosive with us.

Ready To Join?

Come on, baby. Don’t be shy.

Mommy’s got perks, payouts, and a whole lot of passion just waiting for you.

This isn’t just a program. We’re building something hot, wild, and unstoppable.

Let’s make some magic together.